Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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