When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
sex in a hospital.. check
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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