She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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