They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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