I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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