No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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