OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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