was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize