He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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