Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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