Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm like, not good at living.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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