I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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