So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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