I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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