Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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