yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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