this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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