discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Did we literally take a cab across the street
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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