i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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