Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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