She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just had sex on a roof
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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