so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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