Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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