at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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