Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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