I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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