I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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