If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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