Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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