I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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