It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Congratulations! We have a period
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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