You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Do vagina's smell?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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