I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
