Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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