i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize