Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
