Its about making memories worth repressing
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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