I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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