I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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