If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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