Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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