It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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