sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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