I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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