Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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