I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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