It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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