Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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