just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Shame - the story of my life.
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