I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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