she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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