He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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