Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This is my gift to your gina
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
