All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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