that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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