I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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