how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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