is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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